Cuneo: A poem for the graduating class of 2016
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo tells the story of a senior approaching graduation. Read a poem of epic proportions detailing a night to that many seniors will relate to. Read more »
Writer archives: Danny Cuneo
Cuneo: Life lessons I learned from college
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo reflects on all the many life lessons, or lack thereof, that he learned in his four years at Syracuse, from girls to food to homework. Read more »
Cuneo: This is what I know about politics
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo walks you through the candidates left in the 2016 election primaries and what he knows about each of them. Read more »
Cuneo: A statement from the National Football League
The NFL has suspended Tom Brady, so humor columnist Danny Cuneo has decided to take it upon himself to speak for the NFL and respond to the haters. Read more »
Cuneo: What I think of asking girls out
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo reflects on his past crushes, a time he asked a girl out on a date and the ways in which he plans on improving his love life. Read more »
Cuneo: The story behind the birth of the 'Crying Jordan' meme
The "Crying Jordan" meme has taken the internet by storm, so humor columnist Danny Cuneo decided it was his responsibility to give a detailed account of exactly how this meme was created. Read more »
Cuneo: Tales from Castle Court
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo walks us through two weekends at Castle Court tailgating for the men's basketball NCAA tournament games. Read more »
Cuneo: A letter from the last Zune salesman
Occasionally, humor columnist Danny Cuneo takes on the persona of someone else. Today, he has become Reed Higgins, the last Zune salesman, to tell the story of how he started at the top and ended at the bottom. Read more »
Cuneo: Statements more ludicrous than 'Syracuse is in the Elite Eight'
Syracuse are in the Elite Eight. Humor columnist Danny Cuneo has complied a list of statements that, he believes, are more outlandish than that one. Read more »
Cuneo: How to not play JV football
It's one thing to play sports as a kid. It's another thing entirely to play JV football for three years, be absolutely terrible and then years later write a column about it. But that's exactly what our humor columnist did. Read more »
Cuneo: Donald Trump fired me
Long before his presidential candidacy, Donald Trump was starring on the Apprentice and selling steaks at the Sharper Image. And, as humor columnist Danny Cuneo reveals, he also showed up to a few kids' birthday parties. Read more »
Cuneo: An SU student with a hoverboard reacts to the school’s ban
In light of the university announcing that students will no longer be able to use hoverboards on campus, humor columnist Danny Cuneo argues that he should be allowed to use his. Read more »
Cuneo: What it's like to play Mario Party 2 alone
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo took a Friday afternoon to play a 50 turn game of Mario Party by himself, and documented the whole thing. Read more »
Cuneo: Leonardo DiCaprio's latest journal entry
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo knows exactly what Leonardo DiCaprio wrote in his diary on the night he won his first Oscar. Read more »
Cuneo: A Day in the Life of Billy Fuccillo
From pet tigers to private jets, humor columnist walks us through a typical day in the life of Syracuse's most beloved car salesman. It's huge. Read more »
Cuneo: If you need love advice, I've got the answers
He might just be our humor columnist, but Danny Cuneo has some excellent love advice for all the folks out there who might not have mastered the whole "romance thing" yet. Read more »
Cuneo: Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa's secret phone call uncovered
Just when you thought Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa's twitter feud was over -- it's not. Humor columnist Danny Cuneo has discovered their secret phone call and transcribed it here. Read more »
Cuneo: the 'other' Super Bowl prop bets
From Lady Gaga eating a meat dress to Peyton Manning's red forehead, humor columnist Danny Cuneo proposes some prop bets that are definitely going to happen. Read more »
Cuneo: Is the Earth actually round? Or is it...hollow?
Thanks to rapper B.o.B, the "Is the Earth flat?" debate has been re-sparked. Here to do some research and make his own argument is humor columnist Danny Cuneo. Read more »
Cuneo: Kylo Ren's secret email to First Order uncovered
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo has discovered an email sent from Kylo Ren to the First Order. Inside, the email confirms suspicions of Kylo Ren's plans for the rest of the semester. Read more »
Cuneo: 'I'm Shmacked is coming! I'm Shmacked is coming!'
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo writes a satirical poem responding to the announcement that I'm Shmacked is coming back to Syracuse University. Read more »
Cuneo: Disney movie flashback, Cheetah Girls edition
Last year, humor columnist Danny Cuneo recorded his thoughts while watching High School Musical. It was time for Disney Movie Flashbacks to make its comeback, so get ready for Episode II: Attack of the Cheetah. Read more »
Cuneo: The 12 gifts of Christmas
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo was especially good this year and earned these 12 gifts, a modern—and not-so-modern—interpretation of the classic Christmas carol. Read more »
Cuneo: An open letter to millennials
Take a second to stop complaining and read this humor column. Read more »
